one man cheeseburger apocalypse

spice-anybody:

leonkumquats:

spice-anybody:

am i gay

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I don’t even know

bruh its like a big gay olive garden around these parts

when you’re here you’re gay

spice-anybody:

am i gay

spice-anybody:

People say I’m gay because I sat on a banana but that is not true

I have never sat on a banana in my life

dude ur gay bc ur gay

thaddeussventure:

leonkumquats:

thaddeussventure:

I’ve been here for almost three weeks and I still don’t understand what the fuck is going on.

basically people are assholes and if they’re not they’re babies

Oh great thanks that explains it perfectly.

and everyones p gay theres that too

[what is love playing in the background]

thaddeussventure:

I’ve been here for almost three weeks and I still don’t understand what the fuck is going on.

basically people are assholes and if they’re not they’re babies

GUITAR RIFF

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE

BORN TO BE KIIIIIIIIIIINGS WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUNIVERSE

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leonkumquats:

YOU DONT WEAR STUDDED LEATHER UNLESS YOU’RE PUNK ROCK DUDE THATS LIKE RULE NUMERO UNO

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j—jeez, calm down, man! that’s not how it works where i’m from, anyways! people just wear what they think looks good!

punk rock is a FUCKING lifestyle, man.

like dont even play me bruh

dont play

givemearoute:

leonkumquats:

…studded eve— wait, are you talking about me over there?

yeah bruh. your punk rock game weak as HELL.

name three songs by the clash without naming rock the casbah or stay or go

w—woah, there, hold on a second!

i’m not even trying to be punk rock, it’s just my style period! 

YOU DONT WEAR STUDDED LEATHER UNLESS YOU’RE PUNK ROCK DUDE THATS LIKE RULE NUMERO UNO

…studded eve— wait, are you talking about me over there?

yeah bruh. your punk rock game weak as HELL.

name three songs by the clash without naming rock the casbah or stay or go